That's the question facing whacked Sopranos kingpin Vincent Pastore (that's Big Pussy to you), who is said to be mulling a plea deal in connection with charges that he assaulted his girlfriend in April. If he accepts the D.A.'s olive branch, the actor would serve five days of community service and attend a batterers' program. And no, that's not a fat joke, people.
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