Two months after taking on John McCain in a FunnyOrDie.com video, Paris Hilton is now setting her sights on his running mate, Gov. Sarah Palin, offering the Alaskan some revealing pearls of wisdom as Election Day rolls near.
"My advice to Sarah Palin is, you've got a hot bod; don't keep it to yourself," Hilton told Harper's Bazaar. "Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend."
As a former beauty queen, Palin is no stranger to showing off her bod. Unfortunately, though, it doesn't seem to be "hot" enough for Hilton to recruit Palin as her right-hand woman. So who would she pick as her veep?
"Rihanna, of course," she said. "She's hot."
The heiress, of course, has been vigorously campaigning for presidency, seeking help from the most famous faux prez of all, Martin Sheen. That has resulted in some definite, uh, maverick-y decisions.
"I won't have a cabinet; I will have a closet," she said. "A giant walk-in closet with all styles of advisers, like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane von Furstenberg, Naughty by Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, and, of course, Tinkerbell [her chihuahua]."