Pamela Anderson by Eric Charbonneau/ Pamela Anderson by Eric Charbonneau/

This news will bum out at least seven percent of you. Not long after an Us Weekly story circulated suggesting that Pam Anderson and husband Rick Solomon would be starring in a sexed-up,Newlyweds-esque reality series for E!, Pammy herself has popped up on her blog to set the record straight. "I was considering [a series, but] only to promote and have people see what it's like to create a show and be on stage... in a big [Las] Vegas production," she writes. Pam says the series is "probably not happening anymore" and maintains it was "not [going to cover] my family life."

In other words, E! saw the projected bill for all the pixilating of naughty bits and balked.