Speaking of Oprah, the newly-svelte daytime queen revealed at press tour that she spent last Friday night shooting a Desperate Housewives parody written specifically for her by series creator Marc Cherry. It'll air on her talk show Feb. 3. "I go to [Susan's] house and see her falling in the [bushes]," Winfrey explained. "I go to Mike's house and find the money. I see Gabrielle and the gardener in the bed — it's outstanding." Asked which of the housewives she most identifies with, Winfrey said "none of the them," adding, "I can't believe you have a street with that many housewives and nobody has a butt. No-bo-dy. Who has a street with that many thin women?"