Hey, guys, stuck for a last-minute Valentine's Day gift? Let's check this week's DVD releases for ideas. First up, nothing says "I feel trapped, like there is no way out of this but death" like the DVD for Saw II. If twisted gore isn't your honey's thing, there's always the uncensored version of the Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson, which at minimum will present proof positive that you are not the biggest boob god (or DuPont) ever created. Now get shopping!