OH, IT CUTS LIKE A KNIFE
Lindsay Lohan was treated at a London hospital last week after she gouged her leg at the home of musician-turned-photographer-to-the-stars Bryan Adams. "Lindsay had just come out of the shower... and had some lotion on, and she completely flipped on the stairs since it was slippery," the actress' undoubtedly proud mom, Dina, tells the Star. "The teacup [she was carrying] went flying, shattered, and one of the pieces cut Lindsay in her shin." I'm sorry, what? She lost me at "Lindsay had just come out of the shower."