Reporters at the San Diego High School student newspaper were barred from talking to Oprah Winfrey and Bill Gates when the fantastically wealthy duo visited the campus on Wednesday to film a segment for The Oprah Winfrey Show. "This is the biggest story that's ever happened [here]," freshman reporter Tara Hackett complained to the Union-Tribune, "[and] we can't even get access." Psst, Tara... write a suspect memoir.