Death Row Records founder Marion "Suge" Knight was arrested Friday for allegedly punching a parking attendant outside a Los Angeles nightclub on June 21. In addition to being just plain rude, the alleged assault is a possible parole violation. The rap mogul was reportedly bent out of shape because his car wasn't ready fast enough. If Mr. Suge is reading this, here's a hot tip: If you're ever in the Big Apple, do not — I repeat, do not — try and retrieve your car from a parking garage immediately after the Broadway shows let out. You'll be waiting forever.