Quite honestly, the main reason most of us tune in to live-televised beauty pageants is because we all want to see which state/country will crack under the pressure and lose her balance, botch her talent or, our personal favorite, start talking in incoherent circles (ala Miss South Carolina). Last night's Miss Universe 2008 didn't disappoint either, with the Fumble Award going to our very own Miss USA for tripping on her sparkly train and falling flat on her rear. She even gave herself a round of applause for her grace! - Gina DiNunno