Martha Stewart, Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs Martha Stewart, Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs

Will she get down 'n' dirty and talk about her lady parts? Martha Stewart hints that viewers "might be shocked" when she appears as herself on the May 7 finale of CBS' raunchy 2 Broke Girls. Cupcake entrepreneurs "Max and Caroline want my seal of approval, so they come to the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York and crash the great costume ball," Stewart says. "They have a cupcake for me to taste — maple and bacon, my favorite combination."

Couldn't megabucks Stewart just cut them a check for the $250,000 they need to start their business? Jokes the domestic goddess: "Heavens, no! My endorsement is worth much more than that!" 

Stewart also appears on NBC's Law & Order: SVU April 25 as "the headmistress of a girls' school who is defending one of her teachers, a suspect in some hideous crime," she says. The gig hit close to home. "It was frightening work because the women detectives were very threatening. It brought back bad memories!"

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