You'd think she'd want to start with something simpler, like, say, a toaster. But no, Jessica Simpson wants a baby, and she wants it soon. According to the Associated Press, Nick Lachey's soon-to-be ex-wife is seriously considering adoption. But, her publicist said, as if to reassure us all, "Nothing has been finalized yet" as to when or how the singer-actress-dingbat would go about this.
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