Doesn't anyone sing about love and, like, showgirls named Lola anymore? On the heels of reports that Ashlee Simpson's new album will feature a pair of tracks about her Saturday Night Live debacle comes word that Lindsay Lohan is putting the finishing touches on a song in which she comments on her anger-management-deprived papa and her folks' divorce trial. The actress/singer's rep tells the New York Daily News, "She's written every word and she's directing the video" which, oddly, features Lohan in a pink bikini lathering up Herbie.