VH1 has cemented casting on The Surreal Life 5 and, well, it's quite simply a D-list delight! The current crop of has-beens includes Apprentice liar Omarosa, ex-steroider Jos&#233 Canseco, America's Next Top Model judge Janice Dickinson, Perfect Stranger Bronson Pinchot, Salt 'n Pepa's Sandi Denton, British model Caprice and motocross maniac Carey Hart. In related news, VH1 has signed Hulk Hogan and Danny Bonaduce to headline separate celebreality shows this summer.