Citing insufficient evidence, the Sacramento D.A.'s office has elected not to prosecute American Idol loser and all-around class-act Corey Clark on charges of misdemeanor battery. Sorry, but if eggs Benedict on the ceiling doesn't prove there was a food fight, I don't know what does. Where's Sam Waterston when you need him?
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