We'll file this one under "Are You Kidding Me with This?": In the midst of his child-molestation controversy, Michael Jackson is expecting quadruplets, US Weekly reports. Citing unnamed sources close to Jacko, the mag says he recently spent quality time with the pregnant mom-to-be in Florida, where he stayed in a $4000-a-night Miami Beach hotel suite. A spokesman for Jackson — who already has three kids by two other women — wouldn't confirm or deny this insane (but probably true) story.