Somewhere The Bachelor's bug-eyed viper Trash, er, Trish, is cackling gleefully. The word's out that New York Giants backup quarterback Jesse Palmer has "mutually" split with his Chosen One, 22-year-old law student Jessica Bowlin. "We simply realized that, individually, our next steps take us in different directions," Jesse tells Extra. In other words, despite Jesse's offer of a first-class, one-way ticket to NYC, Jessica decided to stay in California to finish school and wonder how it all went so terribly wrong.