... to bring you the following stunning announcement: In an unprecedented move, WB has cast someone extremely hot in the lead of its Smallville spin-off, Aquaman. Breaking from the network's tradition of casting classically trained but only modestly attractive thespians (Chad Michael Murray, anyone? Jared Padalecki?), producers have tapped downright gorgeous newbie Will Toale to spend the bulk of his career perfecting the wet look.
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