R&B singer Toni Braxton's sister, Towanda, has joined NBC's reality soap, Starting Over. Towanda will be coping with the disappointment of her own failed musical aspirations and the misery of life in her famous sister's shadow. Sounds humiliating, but it's better than just hiring a hit man like Whitney's bitter sibling did in The Bodyguard! In other insignificant news, Dawn picked self-described "male gigolo" Acie as the winner on UPN's The Player. That's when Survivor: All-Stars runner-up Boston Rob revealed himself as the voice behind the show's "player operator" and handed Acie the keys to a tricked-out Cadillac Escalade. Cheesy much?
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