9:59: OK, I love the little ditty from the iPod commercials, but Feist (who is just one girl, and a willow of one at that), can barely fill a microphone let alone the huge Grammy stage. It's kind of lame and simple. I'm scratching my head at why she's here as a four-time nominee right now. Go figure.

10:00: Keely Smith comes out with Kid Rock, and after she says, "I'll do anything you want me to do" (wink wink... ew), they begin a weird duet of "Black Magic." This is so random and awful. I'm going to my happy place now.

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