What do you acquire if you're a star who has everything? No, Angelina, not Ethiopian babies an island! Leonardo DiCaprio has bought himself Blackadore Caye, off the coast of Belize, People reports. He hopes to use the 104-acre isle as the site of a resort with renewable energy resources. And, please god, a bellhop named Tattoo. Please?
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