On Tuesday's episode of New Girl, Schmidt (Max Greenfield) and Cece (Hannah Simone) are looking at potential wedding venues, and none of them are just right — until they arrive at The Lisbon, the ballroom of Schmidt's boyhood dreams. There are just two problems: one, it's way too expensive; and two, Benjamin (David Neher), a former classmate who used to bully Schmidt, and his rude fiancée (Angela Trimbur), also want to rent the space. So it comes down to a competition of which couple has the more romantic story of getting together.

Cece knows how much getting married at The Lisbon would mean to Schmidt, so she embellishes their story a little bit. Okay, a lot. It gets out of hand pretty quickly, and Schmidt gets grossed out. His love for Cece isn't thicker than blood, apparently.

Check out a sneak peek here:

New Girl airs Tuesdays at 8/7c on Fox.