Where was Amy Fisher when you needed her? Scandal-prone Olympic skater Tonya Harding easily beat Paula Jones during the main event of last night's lame Fox special, Celebrity Boxing. A giddy Jones apparently afraid that her new nose was in danger of breaking off quit in the third round. In the other match-ups, forgotten rapper Vanilla Ice was iced by Diff'rent Strokes badass Todd Bridges, and Partridge Family's Danny Bonaduce pummeled Brady Bunch alum Barry Williams.
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