You've all read the writing on the wall by now, so you know that it doesn't include jokes about Shémale T-shirts or "analrapists." At least for now, Arrested Development is dead, the Hollywood Reporter is saying. "While there are no plans to resume production at this time," read a statement from 20th Century Fox Television, "we'll always be a little hopeful that this is not quite the end for this amazing show." Maybe they will, but not me. Hurts too much.
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