"You did kinda get creamed by Hal Sparks. But you beat Janeane Garafolo, Graham Norton, John Heffron, Arsenio Hall, Snoop Dogg and Sandra Bernhard — not too shabby." TV Guide Online's Angel Cohn consoling yours truly about this weekend's poll results, in which seven percent of readers picked me to replace Craig Kilborn as host of CBS's Late Late Show. Sparks ranked second with 18 percent. Translation: I should have listened to my gut and just rigged the damn thing.