Slim chance. Despite rampant rumors that Marshall Mathers' Sept. 17 concert in Ireland will be his last, the rapper insists on MTV's website that he's not retiring. "When I say I'm taking a break, I'm taking a break from my music to go in the studio and produce my other artists and put their albums out." So I got my hopes up all for nothin'?
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