Touchstone Television is partnering with Coty, the world's leading fragrance company, to develop a scent inspired by ABC's Desperate Housewives. Unconfirmed reports say that it will have a merlot base (for Bree) with middle notes of A+D (Lynette), lawn fertilizer (Gaby) and slapstick silliness (Susan), while the packaging is said to be all but invisible (Betty).