VH1 has found a new career to resuscitate. Per Variety, the has-been, er, nostalgia network has decided to pick up Tori Spelling's scrapped NBC pilot Notorious, ordering eight episodes of the scripted comedy to debut in early 2006. Notorious finds the former 90210 virgin spoofing her real-life experiences as a privileged Hollywood daughter trying to lead a normal life. Let's pray VH1's next great humanitarian act involves finding something for Gabrielle Carteris to do.
(Disclosure: TV Guide is owned by CBS Interactive, a division of ViacomCBS.)