It looks like the ladies of Wisteria Lane are going to have to regroup for a new cast photo. Desperate Housewives has tapped Alfre Woodard to join the show full-time next season as a seemingly normal housewife who moves into the cul-de-sac with her son in tow, per Variety. The four-time Emmy winner will appear in this season's final episode before returning in the fall as a series regular. Upon hearing the news, Marcia Cross allegedly called her new costar to say, "Get your f---ing ass over here now and do your f---ing job!"
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