On last night's Dancing with the Stars finale, General Hospital knockout and self-professed underdog Kelly Monaco and her partner, Alec Mazo, out-shimmied front-runner John O'Hurley and Charlotte-with-three-syllables Jorgensen to score... a big ol' trophy? At least Chuck and Caitilin split $250,000 for winning Beauty and the Geek. And since the spelling of her name was one of the final quiz questions, and I just got it right without even trying, shouldn't I get a piece of that pie? A sliver, maybe? (To get Kelly Monaco's take on her big win, read our interview with her in Friday's Soaps News column.)