Finally, all of us here at would like to extend our best wishes to our regular news editor, Michael Ausiello. He's been off the last couple of days, we can now reveal, because he eloped to Fiji — with Keri Russell! Yep, it ain't for nothin' that he's been singing her praises all these years. (The missus can construct a Smurf village in under 15 minutes, he tells us.) You can send cards and (Mike's preference) gifts to the happy couple at... Oh, just joshing! Happy April Fool's Day!