What would a new Madonna album be without a little controversy? A group of rabbis are kvetching about a song on Madge's forthcoming CD, Confessions on a Dance Floor, that focuses on a 16th-century Kabbalah scholar named Yitzhak Luria. They claim the Material Girl is attempting to turn a profit with his name. Um, hello? What part of "Material Girl" don't you understand, people?
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