In what we can only assume is a sign of an imminent apocalypse, Jerry Springer has been tapped to host a new radio talk show in Cincinnati, where he was once mayor. But wait, it gets better — the trash-TV icon is said to be planning to use the politically oriented program to challenge the Bush administration on everything from the war in Iraq to the future of Social Security. How he'll fit in married strippers dating their cousins, we're afraid to ask.