Thanks to the scheduling shake-up created by President Bush's last-minute press conference last Thursday, we now know what would happen if Survivor regularly went head-to-head with The Apprentice: Jeff Probst would kick The Donald's butt. Palau drew 21.2 million viewers and a 20 share in adults 18-49, while The Apprentice enticed an audience of only 12.4 million (for a 14 share).