Hey, at least it's not as bad as Uma-Oprah. Anyway, Bono has admitted to the Associated Press that he worries his full slate of charitable acts could force him out of U2. "The first job of a rock-and-roll band is not to be dull," he noted, working overtime to provoke me to break my New Year's resolution not to take potshots at egomaniacs who anoint themselves saints. Aw, poop. I almost broke my record.