The Cannes Film Festival concluded over the weekend and, as usual, a bunch of people/films I've never heard of won awards. The Belgian pic The Child walked off with the fest's top honor, the Palme d'Or, while the Jury Prize went to China's Shanghai Dreams. Hanna Laslo was named best actress for Free Zone and Tommy Lee Jones won best actor for The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada. Wait, is that the Tommy Lee Jones? If so, I know him! What do I win?