This is no Punk'd stunt, folks: Ashton Kutcher has signed a new deal with That '70s Show that will keep him stuck in the Me Decade through the 2004-05 season, according to The Hollywood Reporter. His '70s extension comes as a bit of a surprise considering A) his film career is taking off, B) he's Hollywood's new It boy, and C) um, er... I can't think of another reason! If you have any ideas, please e-mail me at the link at the bottom of this page.