A rural priest (Robbie Coltrane) is accidentally elected Pontiff. Beverly D'Angelo. Corelli: Herbert Lom. Msgr. Fitchie: Paul Bartel. Paolo: Salvatore Cascio. Joe Don: Balthazar Getty. Cardinal Rocco: Alex Rocco. Father Rookie: Adrian Edmondson. Directed and coauthored by Peter Richardson (who also plays Bish). Originally titled "The Pope Must Die."