Santa Smokes

Hate the holidays? You're in luck: Here's a bottomed-out Santa story so devoid of Yuletide cheer that it deserves a spot alongside David Sedaris's dyspeptic department-store elf and Terry Zwigoff's rude and crude BAD SANTA. Like countless other aspiring actors in New York City, jerky Johnny Jones (co-writer, -producer and -director Till Terror) knows more