10. Alison Arngrim: Little Nellie of the prairie, looks like a 1940s fashion editor for the Farmers Almanac. - Mr. Blackwell

9. Lindsay Lohan: Lindsay-the-fashion-frenzy strikes again! Lohan takes fashion to a new low. - Mr. Blackwell

8. Jessica Simpson: Forget the Cowboys. In prom queen screams, can it get any worse She's a global fashion curse! - Mr. Blackwell

7. Avril Lavigne: Gothic make-up courtesy the mad spatula-fashions provided by the house of Dracula! - Mr. Blackwell

6. Eva Green: Stuck in neon nightmares not fit for the sane. Fashion this loud could give Bond a migraine! A profusion of confusion from toes to nose! - Mr. Blackwell

5. Kelly Clarkson: Her heavenly voice soars above the rest but those belly-baring bombs are hellish at best! She may be the queen of Pro-Active, but that wardrobe looks downright radioactive! - Mr. Blackwell

4. Fergie: Another style-free Fergie in fashion's hall of shame Yes, when it comes to couture chaos, guess it's all in a name! - Mr. Blackwell

3. Mary Kate Olsen: Yikes! In layers of cut-rate kitsch, Mary Kate's look is hard to explain she resembles a tattered toothpick trapped in a hurricane! - Mr. Blackwell

2. Amy Winehouse: Exploding beehives above tacky polka-dots below she's part '50s car-hop horror. - Mr. Blackwell

1. Victoria Beckham: Forget the fashion spice wearing a skirt would suffice! In one skinny-mini monstrosity after another, pouty Posh can really wreck 'em. - Mr. Blackwell