What, you were thinking Cartoon Network? The CW won in the voting for sexiest network, thanks in no small part to Supernatural and the new Melrose Place. And the winner in our next category.
2 of 11 Frank Ockenfels/The CW
Hottest Cast: Smallville
Congratulations, Smallville. Superpowers are never not-sexy. Unless you're the Hulk. And even then, after a few green beers...
3 of 11 ABC
Most Totally Awesome Show That Sounds Terrible When You Try to Explain it to Others: Lost
Just watch it.
4 of 11 ABC
Best Use of Flash-Forwards: Lost
How strong is Lost in this category? It beat a show called FlashForward.
5 of 11 Jim Fiscus/Showtime
Best Show About a Suburbanite with an Edgy Secret Life: Dexter
Congratulations to our favorite dad/serial killer.
6 of 11 ABC
Men Want to Be Him/Women Want to Be With Him Award: Sawyer, Lost
He's well-read and has very nice hair.
7 of 11 Mitchell Haaseth/NBC
Women Want to Be Her/Men Want to Be With Her Award: Sarah, Chuck
Again, great hair. And if she was your girlfriend, you wouldn't have to punch out dudes who made crass remarks at her. Because she'd judo-chop them herself.
8 of 11 Bob D'Amico/ABC
Show That Most Makes You Weep Openly: Grey's Anatomy
Strangely, more of the weeping occurs during kissy scenes than after people die on the operating table.
9 of 11 Matthias Clamer/Fox
Character You Most Hope Will Please Go Away Now, Please: Terri Schuster, Glee
10 of 11 Andrew Eccles/The CW
Vampire You Most Wish Would Give You a Bite: Damon, The Vampire Diaries
Wait, how hard a bite are we talking about?
11 of 11 Bob D'Amico/ABC
Most Likely Heir to the Majesty of Lost: Be Serious
We're guessing what you meant was, "nothing on the air right now."