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MissTeen favorites Joe Jonas, Demi Lovato, Nick Jonas and Kevin Jonas arrive at the Los Angeles premiere of Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience with a mixed bag of bad fashion. Joe continues his fixation with shiny, tight suits, while his brothers look dorky. And although we love Demi's cute cocktail dress, those hideous shoes must go. When can we kiss the boot-shoe-combo goodbye?
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MissDania Ramirez's awkward, belted, Caribbean shower-curtain inspired dress makes us want to black out our own eyes. The former Heroes star wore this eyesore at the premiere of Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience.
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HitPenelope Cruz showed off her newly won Oscar for best supporting actress at Vanity Fair's Oscar party at the Sunset Tower in Los Angeles. Cruz was smart to swap out her poofy, wedding-cake frock from the ceremony for this elegant, one-shouldered white gown. Both of the new acquisitions become you, Penelope.
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Miss and Sorta HitZooey and Emily Deschanel may be sisters, but their style couldn't be more different. We usually like Zooey's funky look, but this dress' jagged, mismatched patterns hurt our eyes. However, big sis Emily looks classy in her fitted, black sheath at Vanity Fair's Oscar party. If only she'd ditch the funereal black hose!
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MissWe didn't think Jessica Biel could do worse than her Oscars red carpet gown, but clearly, we were wrong. The actress poses at the VF Oscar party in a ridiculously bright, one-shouldered gown that doesn't quite fit. And what's up with the trippy Wonder Woman gold belt? Jessica, it's time to contact a stylist, stat!
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Miss and HitWe just don't get Claire Danes' outfit. Black lace is fine, but over a three-toned, horizontally striped dress? It's just bizarre and seriously fugly. Luckily for Claire, she gains a few points for being on the arm of her dashing fiancé, Hugh Dancy, at the Vanity Fair Oscar party.
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MissWow, what the heck is going on with the ugly fashion this week? Marisa Tomei misses the mark with this modern, tri-colored train wreck at the Vanity Fair party.
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HitUm, how darn cute are Jennifer Aniston and boyfriend John Mayer at the Vanity Fair Oscar party? Jen looks radiant and sun-kissed in her beaded column gown while John's polished and relaxed in his classic tux. Now that's how to work a red carpet!
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HitAlicia Keys is next in the parade of starlets sporting the one-shouldered gown at Vanity Fair's party. We like that she took a risk with such a bright color, and the dress is definitely fantastic on her frame.
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hitEven though L'Wren Scott looks like a stiff bean pole in this pic, we like her fun, sparkly cocktail dress. She, and a surprisingly put-together Mick Jagger, strike a pose at the Vanity Fair Oscar party.
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MissWe want to like Naomi Watts' sheer, green mermaid gown, but we can't. The International star looks drab and washed out in this ill-fitting frock at the Vanity Fair Oscar party.
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Miss and HitJada Pinkett Smith looks like she's ready for a duet with Barbara Mandrell while hubby Will Smith seems quite James Bond-like in his tux at Vanity Fair's Oscar soiree.
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MissChristina Applegate, who stopped to pose for cameras at the Vanity Fair party, usually sparkles on the red carpet. While we love the bottom half of this Old Hollywood-inspired number, we're not sure what's going on up top. The low neckline and wide straps make her shoulders seem broad — great for football, bad for an Oscars party.
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Miss and HitWe're so glad Gwen Stefani found use for her old kitchen mops. Who knew they could be dyed and sewn onto a party dress? She's a crafty one. Maybe we can borrow it to sop up our drool from staring at her husband, Gavin Rossdale, at VF's Oscar party.
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HitWe cannot deny the power of Mickey Rourke on the red carpet. His outfits are so awesomely bad, they're amazing! Who else could get away with this urban cowboy look at Vanity Fair's party?
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HitDanny and Anjelica Huston look fabulous as they arrive at the Vanity Fair party. Anjelica's gown is not only a gorgeous wine color, but it's also sexy and age-appropriate (take note, Sofia Loren).
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MissTaraji P. Henson lost the front part of her gown in the late 1990s. Have you seen it? She looked smashing at the Oscars ceremony, so why did she go and ruin it by attending VF's soiree in this ridiculous, layered confection?
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MissWe're not sure where to begin with all the fashion missteps in Rachel Weisz's getup: the two-tone dress cuts her in half, the shoes are bulky and the bustline looks like it was made from leftover WWE pleather. The Wrestler director Darren Aronofsky, meanwhile, is dapper (if not a little goofy) at the Vanity Fair party.
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EwWe'd like to comment on Madonna's dress from the Vanity Fair Oscar party, but we're too distracted by her massive guns and razor-like cheekbones to care. Move over, Skeletor!
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HitTrue Blood costars and real-life couple Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer look delicious enough to eat — or bite — at the Vanity Fair party.
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HitThis may not be our favorite gown on Halle Berry, but we cannot deny her radiant beauty at the Vanity Fair's after party.
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MissHouse's lovely Olivia Wilde arrives at Elton John's AIDS Foundation Oscar party in a slinky, blue silk slip dress that makes her look way too waifish. She's got major lollypop head going on.
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MehWe don't love this dress, but we don't hate it either. Sharon Stone looks pretty ambivalent about it as well as she arrives at Elton John's AIDS Foundation Oscar party.
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HitWe love singer-actress Eve's fun aqua gown! She looks like a million bucks at Elton John's AIDS Foundation party.
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Misses for the MissusAren't Eva Longoria Parker and Victoria Beckham just begging for an SNL skit? Posh looks like an alien plotting to take over the world, while Eva is trying way too hard to channel her inner Johnny Cash at Elton's party.
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HitWe're not big fans of colorful bowties with black tuxes, but we just love how happy actor Tyrese Gibson appears in the ensemble as he arrives at Prince's Purple Party Oscar After Party.