Anne Hathaway looks ravishing in this champagne and white fringed minidress with a delicate bow. Talk about retro-chic!

The mesh neckline of Leelee Sobieski's little black dress adds a very sophisticated element to her overall look. And her red heels and purse really pop.

The swirling pattern of Jamie-Lynn Sigler's silver dress isn't very flattering, but her skin and hair looks absolutely radiant.

Leighton Meester has officially lost her mind. It looks like she's wearing a sheer, Hammer pants jumpsuit with the entire center portion missing. And what's with the Medieval weapon she's carrying around as a purse?

Ashlee Simpson looks like she's swimming in her blue and gray poncho. The leggings only emphasize how ridiculously oversized it is for her tiny frame.

While the vibrant neckline of Kim Kardashian's dress is cute, the dull lavender color of her gown is pretty blah.

That is a mighty small black patch of fabric under the sheer portion of Blake Lively's dress. It's a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen.

The dark gray color of Mary-Louise Parker's dress is extremely dreary, and there's some serious bunching going on around the hips. Her hair could use a wash as well.

Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen look like they broke out of the gorilla cage at the zoo and stole two old women's bags.

If this were Halloween, Carey Mulligan would have the best '80s vampires costume on the block.

Christina Ricci's black and white patterned minidress is extremely flattering and goes great with the black tights.

Only Ed Westwick could make a blue and black striped blazer work with an untucked shirt. It's a Chuck Bass thing.

You have to give 64-year-old Cher props for looking amazing. We'd totally wear a minidress too if we had those legs.

The emerald color of Christina Aguilera's dress works with her fair complexion, but the fit is doing nothing for her frame. Perhaps it's because there's 10 yards of excess material?

The unique pointed neckline of Kathy Griffin's two-piece makes this look stand out in a good way. The gold stilettos are great as well.

Debi Mazar's one-sleeve dress looks as though it slipped down too far and is revealing a red strapless bra.

If anyone else wore Cher's motorcycle jacket-gown combo, we'd probably scoff, but we are powerless to critique this sexy 64-year-old.

Janet Jackson is radiant in a form-fitting black gown and fur jacket.

Isn't it refreshing to see Fergie wear a sophisticated red gown that fits her flawlessly?

Kate Hudson embodies old-Hollywood glam in a shimmering champagne gown.

The pink-and-purple hues of Gayle King's dress is youthful and vibrant, but the fit seems off.

Elisabeth Moss looks great in cobalt blue, and the unique silhouette of her dress definitely sets it apart from other minis.

The scaly, net-like midsection and fishtail hem of Hilary Swank's gown make her look like the catch of the day.

If you stare long enough at Gwyneth Paltrow's bizarre black dress, it actually looks like she's wearing her ribcage on the outside.

Leighton Meester's pink-and-black dress has it all: color, pattern, sheer, shimmer, appliqués. Unfortunately, none of it is attractive.

Kristin Chenoweth's cute strapless minidress is soft and feminine.

Elizabeth Hurley's tiger-print dress is already unflattering — even without the wrinkles.

We get that Katy Perry's shtick is to wear ridiculous outfits — like a sequined "Admit One" ticket, for instance — but Russell Brand has no professional reason to wear pants that tight.

Kesha’s shredded look is supposed to be cool and hip, but it mostly just comes off as trashy.

Rihanna's overly ruffled tulle dress is a bit much for an MTV awards show. Besides, it's not even cute.

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is swallowed up by a corset top and poufy bottom that’s entirely too much dress for her tiny frame.

Miley Cyrus' tiered gown reminds us of a vintage undergarment. Also: Run a comb through that mess.

Yes, it looks like Eva Longoria forgot the bottom of her dress, but you can't fault her for wanting to show off those legs.

The pattern on Gabrielle Anwar's gray-and-black dress is eye-catching, but the turtleneck cut is too severe.

For a split second, we thought Christina Ricci's tuxedo-tutu outfit was a Halloween costume. Then we remembered: it's November.

You have to give Laura Linney credit for taking a less-than-exciting navy dress and spicing it up with leopard heels.

While the fit is fine, the pattern on Cynthia Nixon's dress looks way too much like static on a television.

This lively patterned jersey dress is very flattering on Gabourey Sidibe and goes great with black boot

Love the color of Emma Thompson's blue gown, but the fit is slightly awkward around the hips.

Between the dress and pose, Lisa Rinna looks more like a one-winged bat than a glamorous celebrity.

Kelly Osbourne loves to show off her new svelte body, but her dress looks like a gothic figure skating costume from the '80s.

The bland, beige color of Angie Harmon's ruched and ruffled strapless dress completely washes her out. And a tan belt isn't exactly a pop of color.

Brandy's blue-and-black scaled minidress is sleek and sexy (the shoes may be a bit much, though).

Perrey Reeves' black one-shoulder thing has been done to death.