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TVGuidecom announces our own award categories

Shaun Harrison
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1) Conjoined Twins Not Yet Separated Award: Jonah Hill and Seth Rogen

2 of 16 Jeff Vespa/WireImage.com and Steve Granitz/WireImage.com

2) Pirates and Gold Hoops Are So Last Year Award: Daniel Day-Lewis and Colin Farrell

3 of 16 Kevin Mazur/WireImage.com and Dan McMedan/WireImage.com

3) Please Leave the Birds Alone Award: Jessica Alba and Penelope Cruz

4 of 16 Steve Granitz/WireImage.com and Kevin Mazur/WireImage.com

4) Best Imitation of Curtains Award: Penelope Cruz and Anne Hathaway

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5) Best Non-Life Partner Date: Javier Bardem's Mom

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6) Best Acceptance Speech: Marion Cotillard - "You rocked my life...There are truly angels in this city!"
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7) Best Impersonation of Eddie Munster Award: John Travolta and The Rock

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8) Diamonds Aren't a Girl's Best Friend Award: Helen Mirren and Nicole Kidman

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9) Ridiculously in Love Award: Daniel Day-Lewis and Rebecca Miller

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10) Most Potential, Worst Execution Award: Ellen Page

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11) Best Use of a Glad Bag Award: Tilda Swinton

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12) Skinny B--ch Award: Renee Zellweger

13 of 16 Jeff Vespa/WireImage.com and Steve Granitz/WireImage.com

13) Best Pregnant in Purple Award: Jessica Alba; Worst Pregnant in Purple Award: Cate Blanchett

14 of 16 Frank Micelotta/WireImage.com and Kevin Mazur/WireImage.com

14) Best Red Dress: Katherine Heigl; Worst Red Dress: Heidi "Vampira" Klum

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15) Best Impersonation of Abe Lincoln: Viggo Mortensen

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16) Holy Crap, They've Never Done That Before Award: Letting Marketa Irglova come back out to give her speech