It served great drinks on The Love Boat, offered decent advice and even flirted with one of Charlie's Angels. Now that is a mustache.
They don't call him "Pornstache" for nothin'! This particular patch of facial hair adds another level of creepiness to Mendez's character.
It's a whiskbroom that loves the Lord, the nuclear family and the good ol' U.S. of Diddly-Aye.
When it was on his face, this stache turned Peter into "Phil Packer, some swingin' guy from out of town." And then it fell off.
During the All in the Family era, this stache represented social liberalism and counterculture. Not, you know, they guy serving your $9 latte.
Welcome Back Kotter's lead teacher loved to launch into Groucho Marx routines. The rest of the time, actor Gabe Kaplan just relied on the mustache to show his love.
When you want to be the warden, you'd better dress the part. That goes for your face as well, Caputo.
The Big Bang Theory's Amy is willing to draw a mustache on her finger as a conversational ice-breaker. Are you?
Fun fact: This stache appeared in every one of The Jeffersons' 253 episodes.
This Arrested Development mustache insists it isn't gay. So it isn't.
Bob's mustache may seem dangerous, considering he stands over open flames crafting burgers all day. But Bob is a dad that likes to live on the wild side.
We speak of the one from Magnum P.I. Unless we're talking about ...
... this one from Blue Bloods.
Is there a better mustache in all of Quahog than Cleveland's? We're not sure, but we challenge you to find one.
And it's probably classier than his clients on Mr. Belvedere deserved.
The mustache belonging to the head of The Addams Family was half-Castilian royalty and half-British aristocracy and all-Latin lover.
This classic Mighty Mouse villain reminds us of what Cab Calloway would look like. If he were evil. And a form of vermin.
Hello. My name is Earl. And my mustache wants us to be friends again.
Answer: Who is the host of Jeopardy?
On Parks and Recreation, Swanson actually hates all parks and all rec. Full disclosure: We actually have no idea whether his mustache shares his politics.
Alex 'Tig' Trager. Otto. Filip "Chibs" Telford. The mustaches on these men live free but, quite often, die young.
No one's mustache harbored more arcane, dubious and utterly useless knowledge than that of this Cheers regular.
It never found anything in Al Capone's Vault, but maybe it has a few food crumbs from Pretty Boy Floyd's last sandwich or something.