Who needs a photographer? Kristen Schaal made this sketch of Phil and Carol's big day to be included in the couple's wedding scrapbook.
Carol one-upped even Kim Kardashian with all the ice she's sporting.
The blushing bride walks towards her dreading groom.
Yup. This face just about sums it up.
Reminder, kids: Never settle. Unless you think you're the last two people on Earth. Then you have no choice.
Can we officiate our own wedding via a pre-recorded cassette tape?
No rings, major problems.
This is Duggar-level sexual chemistry.
This is perfect to add to your DIY wedding post-apocalyptic Pinterest board.