They get down, they get dirty, and then they die. It's all in a season's work for these super sexy Game of Thrones men. But - dead or alive - who will reign as the hottest in all of Westeros and Essos?

Jaqen H'ghar can change his appearance whenever he wants. It's not shocking that he leans toward this menacing yet dangerously attractive look.

Stannis isn't a bad prospect, but it's tough to dismiss that whole killing-your-own-brother thing.

When it comes to the hottest bodyguards, Bronn is giving Kevin Costner a run for his money.

He's not hard to look at, but no one was sad to see him go. Not a single person.

He's a man of few words. One, actually. You've got to love that simplicity. And there was that time he went skinny dipping.

He was cute as a youngster, and now Bran is all grown up for the new season.

Beauty definitely runs in the Targaryen family.

Jorah's loyalty to Daenerys is admirable and attractive. That is, if you're able to forget his disloyalty to King Robert.

That sweet face!

Endearing Gendry was able to see the diamond in the rough that was Arya Stark as Arry. Aww!

The first face of Daario Naharis isn't a hard one to look at.

He would be dreamy if he wasn't so irredeemably horrible.

We didn't think it could be done, but Daario Naharis: The Sequel is even hotter than the original.

That sense of humor gets Tyrion a long way ... with the ladies.

You shouldn't judge a man by his threads, but it's hard not to when he dresses as well as Renly.

If guys with cute nicknames are your type, Reek fits that bill perfectly.

Fingers crossed that Lancel starts losing his religion soon because, wowza.

Gallant stature. Flowing locks. Sword skills. What's not to love? Oh, the fact that his head is detached from his body.

Losing his goods as a kid has made him more immature than your first boyfriend. But it doesn't change the fact that he's easy on the eyes.

He has lovers here, there and everywhere. No one is mad at that.

Littlefinger, big hottie.

His face would have been enough, but then Loras Tyrell came galloping in with those gorgeous ringlets.

Let's just say that Podrick Payne has ... a lot to offer a partner. That's a definite turn-on.

Dying at your own wedding is sort of romantic. And seriously bloody.

The Kingslayer is proof that you don't need two hands to hold a woman's heart.

So swoll, so sexy.

Jon Snow is hands down the hottest Game of Thrones fella, which is just what you expected, right? The only thing that's unlovable about Snow is the fact that he can't be loved, considering he's deceased. Seriously, he is definitely dead. ... Right?