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January Jones at the Emmys
Mad Men beauty January Jones' long, strapless gown looks as if someone skinned a blue jay. And what's going on with the seashells pasted on the bustline?
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Lauren Graham at the Emmys
Lauren Graham's dress is too big, for her frame and her messy hair doesn't help the look.
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Rita Wilson at the Emmys
Rita Wilson's dress is too baggy, and the charms dangling off her shoes don't work.
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Anna Paquin at the Emmys
Anna Paquin's militaristic shoulder pads are all wrong.
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Tina Fey at the Golden Globes
Oh, Tina Fey, when we told you to try something other than a little black dress, we didn't mean you should wear a lampshade.
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Elisabeth Moss at the Golden Globes
Elisabeth Moss looks frumpy in this sky-blue, off-the-shoulder gown that fits her like a bag.
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Chloe Sevigny at the Golden Globes
Is it just us or is Chloe Sevigny wearing a sandwich board?
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Christina Hendricks at the Golden Globes
Pale gold is not the best color for Christina Hendricks' fair complexion. And her Christian Siriano dress doesn't flatter her shapely figure.
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Drew Barrymore at the Golden Globes
We give Drew Barrymore points for risk-taking, but unfortunately, her gown looks as if it has fancy toilet brushes attached to it.
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Meryl Streep at the SAG Awards
Someone should tell Meryl Streep that you can't just slap some accessories on a granny dress and hope it will pass as young and vibrant.
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Toni Collette at the SAG Awards
Toni Collette's horribly shaped gown looks like the lining of what potentially could have been a much nicer dress.
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Drew Barrymore at the SAG Awards
Well, look at that — it's Drew Barrymore again! Her gown's two-tone action isn't working in the slightest, and don't even get us started on the hooped tier.
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Joan Allen at the SAG Awards
It's hard to say what's going on with Joan Allen's red patterned gown — perhaps that's because it's hidden behind the dreamcatcher she's wearing as a necklace?
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Patricia Arquette at the SAG Awards
Patricia Arquette shows off the finest gown from the Swamp Thing collection.
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Britney Spears at the Grammys
By now Britney Spears should be able to find a stylist who will prevent her from wearing a sheer black dress over a bodysuit. Horrendous.
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Katy Perry at the Grammys
Nude is not Katy Perry's color. This bodysuit-like silhouette shows off her amazing figure, but it needs something more than hideous gold floral appliqués.
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Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi at the Grammys
You would think that after signing on for a second season of Jersey Shore, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi could afford a classier dress than this purple hoochie number. And where's the pouf?
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Fergie at the Grammys
Fergie really shouldn't wear a tiny tube dress. And what's with that vertical silver lining? It looks like a drainpipe.
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Niecy Nash at the Grammys
It appears as though Niecy Nash's sparkling beige gown sprouted roots and planted itself into the red carpet.
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Zoe Saldana at the Oscars
There appears to be a purple poodle attached to the bottom of Zoe Saldana's gown.
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Vera Farmiga at the Oscars
Did Vera Farmiga just come from under the sea? Nice color, but that's one too many seashell ruffles for our taste.
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Charlize Theron at the Oscars
Really, Charlize Theron? A cupcake brassiere?
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Sarah Jessica Parker at the Oscars
Sarah Jessica Parker's gold gown appears to be wearing a tin-foil tiara. And we're not digging the gown's apron fit or her jacked-up hairdo.
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Mariah Carey at the Oscars
Mariah Carey isn't shy about showing off cleavage or leg in a high-slit navy gown.