Maybe this is how all the cool kids like to nap these days. You know: In a denim sleep shirt. In the middle of a Soho sidewalk. Beds and pajamas are for old people.

There's nothing wrong with a little fringe or a single rip in your jeans. But hiring a mako shark as a stylist will always backfire. Always.

You know that saying: Every time a teenager buys a pair of leather pants, a Jenner gets her wings.

The gravity-defying slits! The Maleficent-style purple lining! The fabric recovered from Catherine the Great's guest bathroom! So bad it's good.

We know that Kendall has no control over what she wears on the runway. What she will have is a hell of a cold in a couple of days.

It's a shirt that morphs into little pants. You could mock it, or you could accept that we'll all be buying these in five years.

Be warned: This is what happens to yetis when they mess with anyone in this family.

Don't judge. Maybe all of her leather pants are in the wash.

Maybe the Balmain after-party she was going to was a sleepover?

Just, none.

Fun fact: Kardashians have access to top-secret rain forecasts that the rest of us don't get. Until it's too late.

Another fun fact: In Britain, you're not supposed to wear a tiara unless you're married. In the U.S., you don't get to wear one unless you have a sister who's been naked on the cover of "Paper" magazine.

Those aren't holes in her jeans. They're pockets of limited-edition designer air.