00:56 — Bart's offer to help in the kitchen means more work for Marge.
00:53 — Lisa loses an essay competition but is congratulated by the winner for writing a bold essay.
00:27 — Bart asks Marge to see the love letters Homer wrote her in the past.
00:53 — Homer learns that none of his children want to follow in his footsteps.
00:48 — Homer pushes a vibrating lazy boy to the max.
01:51 — Bart and Lisa beg Homer to take them to Mt. Splashmore water slide park.
02:59 — Homer gets drunk at his own party and embarrasses himself in front of Marge and the kids.
01:07 — Milhouse talks Lisa into waiting for the Grand Pumpkin.
01:24 — Scientists declare that they can't figure out whether Homer is human or not.
00:32 — Fat Tony wants revenge on Moe after an unintentional phone insult.
00:53 — It's 4th grade vs. 5th grade in an all-out rumble! No holds barred, except a few. Actually, many holds barred.
00:59 — Bart has an accident on the jumbotron.
01:06 — Ned rescues Homer from his burning house.
00:22 — Homer gets attacked by a Krusty the Klown doll.
00:19 — Homer and Marge take a look at a house boat.
00:56 — Bart gets girl advice from his grandfather.
01:36 — Homer's punishment for making a deal with the devil is sweet and tasty.
01:29 — Homer's heart start to give out on him.
01:04 — The Simpsons watch a commercial for Duff Gardens.
00:32 — Homer gets confused if he said something out loud or if he said it in his head.
00:37 — A doctor shows what Lisa's teeth will look like if she doesn't get braces.
00:44 — Intro to Kent Brockman's special report on Springfield.
01:06 — Karl gets Homer to hire him.
02:05 — Homer works as Santa Claus until Bart pulls his beard off at the mall.