01:04 — The Simpsons watch a commercial for Duff Gardens.
00:33 — Bart causes trouble on the day he is born.
02:03 — Bart gets hit by a car and spends some time in a Bosch-like hell.
01:30 — Lisa gets rid of Homer's roasted pig.
00:25 — Grampa Simpson gets frustrated while playing video games with Bart.
00:12 — Bart escapes his illegal card game with a magic trick.
01:16 — After being hit by a car, Bart wakes up to the friendly face of Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law.
01:08 — Homer convinces Mr. Burns to hire him.
00:59 — Homer tries to teach Bart a lesson about women.
00:43 — Marge and Homer go out to the movies.
00:43 — Homer tries to seduce Marge.
01:04 — Homer runs out to get Marge a Valentine's gift.
00:19 — Bart tries on a pair of beer goggles.
01:30 — Principle Skinner hides his trouble making students from the school super intendant.
00:38 — The breaks on the new monorail don't work.
01:11 — Lisa drinks the water on a theme park ride and starts to hallucinate.